Sunday, March 14, 2010

dont hate me just cause you aint me

in reference to guys who talks about sex much
boys: it is perfectly normal, it's implanted in our heads, 24/7
girls: he's weird and creepy and looks like he has just masturbated for the 7th time. let's stay away from him

in reference to girls who talks about sex, ahem.. more than usual
boys: geeee girl, you're so cool. your reference to sex is way cooler than my sex-addict friend, Dick here!
girl 1: she is a slut.
girl 2: she is rude, too unladylike. how can she say such a thing.
girl 3: she's a disgrace to womankind.
girl 4: Dick!!! you have got to stop keeping in touch with her, this instance!

so, you see.. it's not easy being me.

it's easier to get away being open-minded with the opposite sex, if you are a girl.

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