oh well, note to self: never be ordinary. be ordinary in an extraordinary way, if that day comes where i'm a proud mother and have a happy family, i'll make sure i look good being one!
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Showing posts with label xy. Show all posts
Monday, April 4, 2011
the one on different sex
you know how women will look like they've aged ten years once they have kids, juggle between family and work, kids and husband? and how men will still age gracefully, shades of grey to hint sophistication and stability?
Thursday, March 17, 2011
anyone can play, not everyone is a winner
when you are the player, you are then not the linesman. players are not keen to be stopped when they cross the lines. players are not the ones drawing the lines anyways.
when you play, make sure you play smart so as to not get caught by the linesman..
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Saturday, February 19, 2011
cultivate mistakes
i think i now know what it feels like. for me to share my experiences with people younger than me, at the same time i have this notion in my head telling me, 'hey, let them experience life at their own pace. let them make all the mistakes. let them get burnt, let them go down the wrong paths. they learn at their own pace and they learn better lessons, more valuable ones than being told, being cautioned what is right/wrong/should/should not'.
when i was told/shared stories of how i should pay attention to this, consider that.. i reflect on all the younger people whom i've spoken to. like them, i should be allowed to grow at my own pace, make all the mistakes, collect all the experiences and venture into all the forbidden territories as much as i can to really learn..
when i was told/shared stories of how i should pay attention to this, consider that.. i reflect on all the younger people whom i've spoken to. like them, i should be allowed to grow at my own pace, make all the mistakes, collect all the experiences and venture into all the forbidden territories as much as i can to really learn..
Saturday, February 12, 2011
somemore dough, anyone?
in today's world, when i come across a person who is money-conscious and advocates debt-free lifestyle, it's an immediate plus point.
too many people earn too little and spend too much. contingency plan much?
too many people earn too little and spend too much. contingency plan much?
Friday, December 10, 2010
the one on lemons
there is often no definite right or wrong answers in life. there is always a choice, if not choices. i think i can go to the extend of saying everything can be decided in accordance to a choice, or against an option. even when a terrorist points a gun to your head, threatening you to do something, you can choose to do it or not. it's a choice.
ps: having blogged this, i sincerely think that none of my interviewers gawked at my lemons. and i'm pretty sure that i do not have to thank my lemons for the job that i've secured.
pps: before you start imagining (or worse, speculating..), my lemons are of decent Malaysian girls' size. it's urm, more outstanding coz of my small frame.
ppps: this is my view, and my views only. i'm not saying it is okay to make use of assets(whatever it is that you have) to secure a job/get something a person wants. kthxbai
so when friends made passing remarks about my boobs, i often laugh with 'em. then almost quite regularly i will recap on what happened and re-evaluate the comments. 'should i flip? was he being rude? was he being sexist? it wasn't disrespectful, was it? hmmmm' all these thoughts will then flood my head.
a recent example is when a friend casually commented about me having to go for interviews and that the interviewer will probably be focusing on you-know-where, rather than looking into my eyes, if he was a male. honestly, i was quite taken aback when i hear that. firstly, i don't think my assets are that big a deal to make such impact (unless of course i show up for interview in low cut blouse complemented with push-up bra) and secondly, quite naively it didnt occur to me the subject of opposites attract, u know? male interviewing female candidates. i was focussed on it being a formal thing, employer to potential employee rather than male vs female encounter. the raw feeling of my hearing that was uneasiness, bordering at anger. 'did he just referred to me as a piece of meat to be auctioned? flesh on displayed to be ogled at and sold to the highest bidder?' and thankfully before my vicious conscience is able to feed my anger anymore, the other voice inside of me whispered 'hey, it's not like that. it's better to have assets than to have nothing at all. it's better to have been accepted to fill a position than be unemployed with the bills piling.' right..? right......!
so you see, i can make use of the situation to my advantage, or i can fight it and resist acknowledgement. but why make life so hard when it's supposed to be easier given the lemons?
'when life gives you lemon, you make lemonade!' right...? right!
ps: having blogged this, i sincerely think that none of my interviewers gawked at my lemons. and i'm pretty sure that i do not have to thank my lemons for the job that i've secured.
pps: before you start imagining (or worse, speculating..), my lemons are of decent Malaysian girls' size. it's urm, more outstanding coz of my small frame.
ppps: this is my view, and my views only. i'm not saying it is okay to make use of assets(whatever it is that you have) to secure a job/get something a person wants. kthxbai
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Monday, November 22, 2010
less is more
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
the business of pleasure
ever thought of asking for payment after sex? or maybe negotiate on the payment before sex? no, i'm not citing a transaction between a whore and a customer. not the typical business transaction between two individuals engaging in the business of pleasure. what i'm saying is merely a suggestion on how to inject spice into your sex lives.
give it a thought. play the role of a dirty whore, when you know 'somehow' you're being paid for your service, you'll assume the role of the temptress, the sex goddess (perhaps you could 'charge' RM10,000 per night) and deliver the kind of 'service' a high class escort of RM10,000/night will deliver. the control, the confidence, the power over the man paying you.. the eagerness. of course, it's a make-believe confidence and make-believe role-play. but, if you allow yourself to let loose and immerse fully into the role that you are playing, you'll be in for surprises.. minx aren't born, they are made.
it's not hard to spice up mundane sex lives, really. just takes a little bit of imagination, a little enthusiasm, a little adventure and a very hungry mind.
give it a thought. play the role of a dirty whore, when you know 'somehow' you're being paid for your service, you'll assume the role of the temptress, the sex goddess (perhaps you could 'charge' RM10,000 per night) and deliver the kind of 'service' a high class escort of RM10,000/night will deliver. the control, the confidence, the power over the man paying you.. the eagerness. of course, it's a make-believe confidence and make-believe role-play. but, if you allow yourself to let loose and immerse fully into the role that you are playing, you'll be in for surprises.. minx aren't born, they are made.
it's not hard to spice up mundane sex lives, really. just takes a little bit of imagination, a little enthusiasm, a little adventure and a very hungry mind.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
smell the coffee yet?
By Stanley Koh
COMMENT
It turns out that the government you voted in will not hold your hand to see you through hard times. Instead, it will make sure to add to your suffering because that is the easiest way it can avoid going bankrupt.
Barisan Nasional has apparently decided that the time has come to remove or cut subsidies — the kind of subsidies that poor people depend on, not the kind enjoyed by big corporations and monopolistic suppliers of utilities and infrastructural support.So what is the use of a government that will eagerly shake your hand during election time but will not hesitate to pull the rug from under your feet when it needs to save itself?Few believe that the removal of subsidies on essential food items and fuels can save the Malaysian government from possible bankruptcy. If it does go bankrupt, it will be because it has failed to cleanse a corrupt system.
It is better for Malaysians to be rich and to control a bankrupt government than to be poor and controlled by a corrupt government. Many countries have rich citizens with bankrupt governments.
You do not need an economist to tell you that RM100 in Malaysia today does not buy as much as it did last year.
In what we may call the Malaysian Misery Index, we can see that food prices have been spiralling upwards for years. For example, fresh tenggiri, which was RM13.23 a kilo in 1997, now costs RM40 a kilo. A roasted duck cost RM13.47 in 1997, but is now at least RM38. And Malaysians have become used to the doubling in price of some food items during festive seasons.
Most Malaysians do not expect the situation to improve. Food prices will continue to go up and there is little hope that they will come down again.
Two years ago, the BN government announced that it had set up a US$1.25 billion fund to increase food production and that it was targeting 100% self-sufficiency in rice consumption. What has happened to the fund and the target?Nevertheless, the escalation in food prices is only one of the financial worries of most Malaysians. Other worries include the general cost of living, salary changes and debts.
Double whammy
When the GST (goods and services tax) is fully implemented in 2011, it will be a double whammy for poor and middle-income households, pensioners, the unemployed and single parents.
Some have argued that imposing GST on Malaysian does not make much economic sense when only 6.8% of the population are taxpayers and a large majority earn low incomes. Furthermore, it is acknowledged that most of us are paying hidden taxes in highway tolls and electricity tariffs.
Indeed, the future looks bleak.Yet, quite a number of us are gullible enough to think that the government will protect consumers. Are we not being stupid? Isn't it better to be wiser and brace for tougher times ahead?
Instead of believing the promises of a government that has a dismal performance record, we should believe the law of inflation, which says, “Whatever goes up will go up some more.”
Ronald Reagan once described inflation as a violent mugger, a threatening armed robber and a deadly hit man. In the Malaysian context, that is an apt description not of inflation, but of the BN government’s behaviour and policies.
Unlike grey hair or extra pounds, inflation, Malaysian-style, does not sneak in gradually. One of the outstanding characteristic of our government is that it can cause inflation to explode overnight, such as when an official makes a snappy and stupid policy decision on pricing.
So how do we fight the inflation of food prices?
Economists generally agree that the average Malaysian household spends about 75% of its income on food. Food price hikes will therefore have an adverse impact upon disposable income and force us to make a lifestyle change.
To fight inflation
Here are some of the things we can do:
· Stop eating at expensive restaurants.
· Boycott traders, hypermarkets and hawker stalls that charge unreasonable prices.
· Shop intelligently for value and do not be too impressed by branding.
· Work out a budget before buying. Look out for special sales.
· Prevent wastage by not buying more than you can eat.
· Tell friends and acquaintances about shops that charge excessively.
· Avoid buying expensive beverages or foodstuff and find alternatives for nutritional value.
· Boycott chained markets and fast-food joints. They are monopolised by a few large companies and can therefore raise prices at whim.
When inflation reached a six-year high at the end of 2005, even the price of the humble bean sprout went up by 10 sen a kilo. Reason: A gunnysack of beans went up from RM75 to RM135.
Today, even death is becoming exorbitant. The cost of cremation is expected to rise soon from RM100 to anything between RM200 and RM300.Perhaps economist Milton Friedman was right when he said, “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara desert, in five years there will be a shortage of sand.”
Malaysians do not take the official Consumer Price Index (CPI) seriously. They know it does not accurately reflect price rises in essential foodstuffs.
Many suspect that the government uses it as an instrument to deceive the public into thinking that things are hunky-dory when they are not. The government develops statistics so that the inflation-weary public would direct its hostility towards businesses, and not blame official mismanagement.The average household consumption expenditure over the last 20 years has increased by 181.8%. In 1973, it was RM412. By 1993-94, it had gone up to RM1,161. In 1999, it touched RM1,631.
According to Prof Lim Teck Ghee, real household income has been growing, but at the snail-pace rate of 0.9% per year. More than half of the population are in the low-income category. Today, a family of five spends 50% to 60% of household income on food compared with 20% in 1998 and 15% in 1988. Not long ago, there was official acknowledgement that 95% of families are finding it hard to cope with the rise in food prices.
In fact, the biggest failure of the Ninth Malaysia Plan is that it did not help Malaysians improve their quality of living. Inflation, whether it is imported or locally generated, raises the cost of living and lowers the quality of living.
When five out of 10 Malaysians are prone to mental problems and other disorders due to the pressures involved in trying to support their families, it is time for the government to wake up.
'Why not change the government?'
In 2006, when Najib Tun Razak was Deputy Prime Minister, he asked Malaysians to change their lifestyle in the face of the rising cost of living. A blogger by the name of Chong wrote in response: “Perhaps, the prime minister should have done some simple calculations himself. People like us basically have no lifestyle, just merely surviving with our earnings. So how are we going to change (our lifestyle)? “Inflation has gone up 4.5% (and above) and the government is pushing the cost of living higher by increasing electricity tariffs, but our income remains the same.”
Others felt it would be easier to change the government than to change a non-existent lifestyle.
“Instead of listening to Najib asking us to change,” one critic remarked, “why not we change the government at the next general election?”
To me, that makes a lot of sense. Any government that is willing to build air-conditioned toilets around a city at more than RM100,000 each has no business planning a national economy.
When such a government decides to cut subsidies, many of us will wonder whether the so-called “savings” will instead go towards more majestic arches, fanciful lampposts, refurbishments of VIP residences, luxurious government bungalows and fruitless overseas trips by ministers.
Any government that stands accused of having wasted RM320 billion in 20 years — through corruption, wastage and mismanagement — definitely does not deserve to be re-elected.
This article was written by the head of research unit at MCA, for once i was happy,to see such writing with facts which most malaysian were blinded from, although it seems so far from a change. Me personally since I got back were sick of this 1Malaysia campaign. Having travel the world this campaign is to me no other than a new form of propaganda all over again.
Ed
COMMENT
It turns out that the government you voted in will not hold your hand to see you through hard times. Instead, it will make sure to add to your suffering because that is the easiest way it can avoid going bankrupt.
Barisan Nasional has apparently decided that the time has come to remove or cut subsidies — the kind of subsidies that poor people depend on, not the kind enjoyed by big corporations and monopolistic suppliers of utilities and infrastructural support.So what is the use of a government that will eagerly shake your hand during election time but will not hesitate to pull the rug from under your feet when it needs to save itself?Few believe that the removal of subsidies on essential food items and fuels can save the Malaysian government from possible bankruptcy. If it does go bankrupt, it will be because it has failed to cleanse a corrupt system.
It is better for Malaysians to be rich and to control a bankrupt government than to be poor and controlled by a corrupt government. Many countries have rich citizens with bankrupt governments.
You do not need an economist to tell you that RM100 in Malaysia today does not buy as much as it did last year.
In what we may call the Malaysian Misery Index, we can see that food prices have been spiralling upwards for years. For example, fresh tenggiri, which was RM13.23 a kilo in 1997, now costs RM40 a kilo. A roasted duck cost RM13.47 in 1997, but is now at least RM38. And Malaysians have become used to the doubling in price of some food items during festive seasons.
Most Malaysians do not expect the situation to improve. Food prices will continue to go up and there is little hope that they will come down again.
Two years ago, the BN government announced that it had set up a US$1.25 billion fund to increase food production and that it was targeting 100% self-sufficiency in rice consumption. What has happened to the fund and the target?Nevertheless, the escalation in food prices is only one of the financial worries of most Malaysians. Other worries include the general cost of living, salary changes and debts.
Double whammy
When the GST (goods and services tax) is fully implemented in 2011, it will be a double whammy for poor and middle-income households, pensioners, the unemployed and single parents.
Some have argued that imposing GST on Malaysian does not make much economic sense when only 6.8% of the population are taxpayers and a large majority earn low incomes. Furthermore, it is acknowledged that most of us are paying hidden taxes in highway tolls and electricity tariffs.
Indeed, the future looks bleak.Yet, quite a number of us are gullible enough to think that the government will protect consumers. Are we not being stupid? Isn't it better to be wiser and brace for tougher times ahead?
Instead of believing the promises of a government that has a dismal performance record, we should believe the law of inflation, which says, “Whatever goes up will go up some more.”
Ronald Reagan once described inflation as a violent mugger, a threatening armed robber and a deadly hit man. In the Malaysian context, that is an apt description not of inflation, but of the BN government’s behaviour and policies.
Unlike grey hair or extra pounds, inflation, Malaysian-style, does not sneak in gradually. One of the outstanding characteristic of our government is that it can cause inflation to explode overnight, such as when an official makes a snappy and stupid policy decision on pricing.
So how do we fight the inflation of food prices?
Economists generally agree that the average Malaysian household spends about 75% of its income on food. Food price hikes will therefore have an adverse impact upon disposable income and force us to make a lifestyle change.
To fight inflation
Here are some of the things we can do:
· Stop eating at expensive restaurants.
· Boycott traders, hypermarkets and hawker stalls that charge unreasonable prices.
· Shop intelligently for value and do not be too impressed by branding.
· Work out a budget before buying. Look out for special sales.
· Prevent wastage by not buying more than you can eat.
· Tell friends and acquaintances about shops that charge excessively.
· Avoid buying expensive beverages or foodstuff and find alternatives for nutritional value.
· Boycott chained markets and fast-food joints. They are monopolised by a few large companies and can therefore raise prices at whim.
When inflation reached a six-year high at the end of 2005, even the price of the humble bean sprout went up by 10 sen a kilo. Reason: A gunnysack of beans went up from RM75 to RM135.
Today, even death is becoming exorbitant. The cost of cremation is expected to rise soon from RM100 to anything between RM200 and RM300.Perhaps economist Milton Friedman was right when he said, “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara desert, in five years there will be a shortage of sand.”
Malaysians do not take the official Consumer Price Index (CPI) seriously. They know it does not accurately reflect price rises in essential foodstuffs.
Many suspect that the government uses it as an instrument to deceive the public into thinking that things are hunky-dory when they are not. The government develops statistics so that the inflation-weary public would direct its hostility towards businesses, and not blame official mismanagement.The average household consumption expenditure over the last 20 years has increased by 181.8%. In 1973, it was RM412. By 1993-94, it had gone up to RM1,161. In 1999, it touched RM1,631.
According to Prof Lim Teck Ghee, real household income has been growing, but at the snail-pace rate of 0.9% per year. More than half of the population are in the low-income category. Today, a family of five spends 50% to 60% of household income on food compared with 20% in 1998 and 15% in 1988. Not long ago, there was official acknowledgement that 95% of families are finding it hard to cope with the rise in food prices.
In fact, the biggest failure of the Ninth Malaysia Plan is that it did not help Malaysians improve their quality of living. Inflation, whether it is imported or locally generated, raises the cost of living and lowers the quality of living.
When five out of 10 Malaysians are prone to mental problems and other disorders due to the pressures involved in trying to support their families, it is time for the government to wake up.
'Why not change the government?'
In 2006, when Najib Tun Razak was Deputy Prime Minister, he asked Malaysians to change their lifestyle in the face of the rising cost of living. A blogger by the name of Chong wrote in response: “Perhaps, the prime minister should have done some simple calculations himself. People like us basically have no lifestyle, just merely surviving with our earnings. So how are we going to change (our lifestyle)? “Inflation has gone up 4.5% (and above) and the government is pushing the cost of living higher by increasing electricity tariffs, but our income remains the same.”
Others felt it would be easier to change the government than to change a non-existent lifestyle.
“Instead of listening to Najib asking us to change,” one critic remarked, “why not we change the government at the next general election?”
To me, that makes a lot of sense. Any government that is willing to build air-conditioned toilets around a city at more than RM100,000 each has no business planning a national economy.
When such a government decides to cut subsidies, many of us will wonder whether the so-called “savings” will instead go towards more majestic arches, fanciful lampposts, refurbishments of VIP residences, luxurious government bungalows and fruitless overseas trips by ministers.
Any government that stands accused of having wasted RM320 billion in 20 years — through corruption, wastage and mismanagement — definitely does not deserve to be re-elected.
This article was written by the head of research unit at MCA, for once i was happy,to see such writing with facts which most malaysian were blinded from, although it seems so far from a change. Me personally since I got back were sick of this 1Malaysia campaign. Having travel the world this campaign is to me no other than a new form of propaganda all over again.
Ed
food for thought people. have you registered as a voter? -karen
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
have you given your best in the things you do?
if only everyone choose what they do carefully, then do what they choose passionately, work towards being the best in what they do tirelessly, we could be an advanced nation in no time.
too many people let chance happen, let fate decides, let nature rules and let the inner voice stay shut.
too many people follow
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Monday, September 20, 2010
we thought we know
the subconscious vice : we always want to be the other person across the street, without realising that he who stands there longs for the exact same thing; to be us over here, on this side of the walkway.
only cause the dying flowers and harsh insects look like rainbow of petals and butterflies from afar
Saturday, August 7, 2010
there will never be a next time
angry sex. looks yummy
Megan Fox is too hot.
Megan Fox is too hot.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
baby steps are wonderful
LIFE is GREAT. it has been a while since i last count the number of days there are till weekend, urge the hands of clock to move faster to reach 5.30pm, wish for the time to pass slower on weekends. it somehow trigger a funny feeling when i see people saying thanks and shouting TGIFriday for the weekend is here. believe it or not, i miss that feeling, somehow. things were simpler, responsibility and weight were lighter those days.
Nevertheless, life has been great. You must agree with me that the 'baby stage' of life is the best. the time we learn new things, explore new ideas, learn how to crawl before learning how to walk and eventually run. times that we were allow mistakes, where people are more tolerant, more forgiving, supportive and open to teach. times where most are teachers and few are competitors. time to cherish, to grow into a SOMEBODY.
'baby time' doesnt mean succumbing to be a 'victim'. we must be an awesome enough baby to take ownership, to take credit and responsibility for all the triumph, all the steps that we have successfully taken or fall that happen. we mustn't blame, fall victim to 'other people's mistake/misguidance/incompetence' and justify our lack of performance. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR TEACHER IS AN ASS, YOU WILL LEARN THE CORRECT WAY TO LIVE, IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO CHOOSE AND PICK AND LEARN TO MAKE THE TRICKS YOUR OWN'.
don't fall trap to 'victim syndrome' and don't ever ever miss the chance of being a baby, again. =)
Nevertheless, life has been great. You must agree with me that the 'baby stage' of life is the best. the time we learn new things, explore new ideas, learn how to crawl before learning how to walk and eventually run. times that we were allow mistakes, where people are more tolerant, more forgiving, supportive and open to teach. times where most are teachers and few are competitors. time to cherish, to grow into a SOMEBODY.
'baby time' doesnt mean succumbing to be a 'victim'. we must be an awesome enough baby to take ownership, to take credit and responsibility for all the triumph, all the steps that we have successfully taken or fall that happen. we mustn't blame, fall victim to 'other people's mistake/misguidance/incompetence' and justify our lack of performance. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR TEACHER IS AN ASS, YOU WILL LEARN THE CORRECT WAY TO LIVE, IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO CHOOSE AND PICK AND LEARN TO MAKE THE TRICKS YOUR OWN'.
don't fall trap to 'victim syndrome' and don't ever ever miss the chance of being a baby, again. =)
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
leave it to chance, you say?
u know we always hear people talk about 'second chances'. about how we should all forgive and allow another chance for redemption, for good to finally come out of the bad. how a person will actually turn over a new leaf, lead a new life and make worthy of his/her living, start over.
but then i seem to notice that people hardly even make room for any chance, what more when we are talking about second chance.
it seems to be a culture of 'make or break', no more 'trial and error'. it's often 'show me what you got or i'll show you the door'. i guess time constraint and competitive surroundings make no space for compassion.
no wonder people are getting hostile, self-centered and edgy.
i dont want to be like that. but... i will lose out.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
my horny aunty stories

statcounter actually tells me that there are people who arrives at my other blog by searches of 'my horny aunt stories'. and one particular entry that was linked on my blog page is one that says my dad has been admitted to the hospital thanks to my aunt pestering him.
wonder if that dude still continues on his search for more 'horny aunty stories' thereafter?
amusing what you find on internet search keywords
internet is the hypocrite, a witness and also savior of many poor souls out there.
Monday, April 19, 2010
i want the one with a red behind
so apparently girls are complete creatures because we have the XX chromosomes, while guys are not as complete because the Y in the XY combo lacks a tail.
does this explain the evolution that we are continuously experiencing, that more guys are becoming so metrosexual that they know more abt facials, whitening products etc than girls?
so it's like genitals are supposed to be complete when it's all nicely packed like a flower (and not some fruit looking thing hanging out), while boobs are supposed to be round, juicy fruits and not some haltedly developed washboard.
geeee, people around me crack me up so much i wish we can all opt to have monkey bodies after we die just so we can laugh at each other some more!
does this explain the evolution that we are continuously experiencing, that more guys are becoming so metrosexual that they know more abt facials, whitening products etc than girls?
so it's like genitals are supposed to be complete when it's all nicely packed like a flower (and not some fruit looking thing hanging out), while boobs are supposed to be round, juicy fruits and not some haltedly developed washboard.
geeee, people around me crack me up so much i wish we can all opt to have monkey bodies after we die just so we can laugh at each other some more!
can you please hold my clutch?
if you were to google 'clutch', all the car informative pages will pop up, tonnes of websites and even more mechanical pictures of 'clutch' being shown. but they all weren't what i had in mind. i meant to google 'clutch bag'.
it was a classic case of gender incoherence when the boys didn't know what we meant when Mel said 'Aaron, can you please help me look for my clutch'. he was so confused and dazed, trying to understand Mel's question and/or request.
the natural thing/image that came to Aaron's mind was of course the 'clutch' that we find in cars, little did he (and in fact most guys) know, tht clutch has another meaning, a feminine side to it's well-known male dominated usage and vocab.
surprise, surprise, a clutch is a bag!
we had a pretty good laugh, over the guys' disbelief and relief that Mel didn't actually ask Aaron to find for her clutch (that's found in cars) (the fact that Mel didn't drive, they were almost convinced that Mel was cuckoo from her graduation joy).
nope, not this baby
imagine the horror when a guy goes on a first date and was told to hold the girl's clutch, with the guy only comprehending it's definition to be a car part. while the girl gets all furious that the guy refuses to do so, the guy will go off thinking the girl is a nut job.
now, that's life drama.
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