Stupid is as stupid does

I think no one is stupid, just not wanting.

Not wanting to know..
Not wanting to succeed..
Not wanting to grow up..
Not wanting to commit..
Not wanting to save..
Not wanting to learn..
Not wanting to be better..
Not wanting to be more competent..
Not wanting to put effort..
Not wanting to listen..
Not wanting to be taught a lesson..
Not wanting to give a chance.

No one is stupid. People are just resisting and not wanting to be cleverer.

the feeling of being seen when in the sea of people, is wonderful.

Happy Easter all~

zombies live on saturday mornings

like what Thye Chuan said, 'Everyday is a learning experience'.

something happened on Friday, it was like i experienced an epiphany of sort. unlike a certain Alexandra Wallace, my epiphany wasn't interrupted.

it was an experience that i suddenly realise that 'hey, i can actually do this!'

right, i know. this post makes no sense whatsoever. thanks for reading, it's one of those brainless saturday morning posts.

less is more

source: PostSecret

where less is actually more...

CEO of J.P Morgan Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl

MINDBLOWING THOUGHT PROCESS!!!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask:
what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
Which age group should I target?
Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? My target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

signed,
J.P. Morgan

perception

i somehow have this perception that when you label yourself to belong to a certain category, you're giving others a chance to have a pre-judgment about who you are.

for example: if i were to describe myself as 'sexy, funny as hell, entrepreneur, smooth talker, witty and humourous', people who dont know me will have an expectation of the real me being like as per description. takes a whole lotta fun out of exploring what the other has to offer, dont u think? bt it does help to make things simpler, in the sense you knw what to expect, you subconsciously adapt to behave to how that person is said to be, and it makes the process of getting to really knw the other person much less work.. as most part has been said, just the actual experiencing that persona is yet/soon to happen.



do i make sense? u hear me? this is so coherent to me, pls tell me it is to u too.

LMFAO

please go read the comments on this post for good ol' jolly laughters :

Niamah!! MACC Internal Affairs

anyone wanna catch it? i'm interested

there will never be a next time

angry sex. looks yummy


Megan Fox is too hot.

spur of a moment

my phone has camera function.

my phone has 'send picture to blog' button.

i toyed and created a mobile blog via my phone.

at that very moment..

was at the gym, the pool looks so inviting. like it's calling to engulf me in it. and i so wanted to be taken by it.


mobile blog will be active. i will snap and blog whenever and wherever.


i hope you like it

this is a contradictory one

i have been blog hopping quite often these days. dirty blogs, inspiring blogs, fashion blogs, nonsensical blogs, somehow-make-sense-but-too-many-words blogs.. just too many blogs.

i'm amazed at how bloggers are able to inspire the readers. or am i easily inspired?

and the natural thing to do is to reflect and look back at my own blogs. and sulk. i wish i am that good. or that funny, or that intelligent. well, maybe i am.

i honestly feel, realise and think that i am turning into a bimbo.

please help me look for my brain, thanks.

Bargain Wisely

"I bargained with Life for a penny,
And Life would pay no more,
However I begged at evening
When I counted my scanty store.

"For Life is a just employer,
He gives you what you ask,
But once you have set the wages,
Why, you must bear the task.

"I worked for a menial's hire,
Only to learn, dismayed,
That any wage I had asked of Life,
Life would have willingly paid."
-Jessie Belle Rittenhouse
(taken from Think and Grow Rich by Napolean Hill)

New Zealand

i remember vividly the phone call that i got from my brother, that one fine evening, last last year when i was in New Zealand. he called right after he spotted the picture i posted on facebook. my 21st bday, visit to the whorehouse strip club, lipstick stains on my boob and all. he was quite shocked and he thought someone else updated those pictures of mine. i still remember my reaction to his surprise, i was defensive. i was quite irked at being called up at random and questioned about what pictures i took and what i posted on facebook. i guess i must have sounded a lil too defensive when he retreated, no more questioning.

ahhh... New Zealand, the freedom, the lack of care. the love i got across continents. :)

my horny aunty stories

statcounter actually tells me that there are people who arrives at my other blog by searches of 'my horny aunt stories'. and one particular entry that was linked on my blog page is one that says my dad has been admitted to the hospital thanks to my aunt pestering him.

wonder if that dude still continues on his search for more 'horny aunty stories' thereafter?

amusing what you find on internet search keywords

internet is the hypocrite, a witness and also savior of many poor souls out there.

FB BAN

officially am on a self-imposed facebook ban, for a week, or more. starting from yesterday.


life is seemingly better, or so i thought.


one thing's for sure, more hours of sleep!